Dark Vader

Thanks to Marc The Chizzel for sending this. (Author unknown)

Our father who art in Eskom
powerless be thy name.
Thy kingdom badly run
thy power undone,
in Jo'burg as it is in KZN.
Give us this day our half-baked bread
and forgive the trespassers
who shoot us dead.
Lead us not into a dark nation
but deliver us from load shedding.
For thine have no kingdom
no power nor electricity,
for now and foreseeable future.
Amen